refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster